Dick Pix 4 Xmas

by The Yonics

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Part of the Nollaig II x-mas compilation. You can download the whole album here, for FREE:
seasonalmenswear.bandcamp.com/album/nollaig-ii

lyrics

He's got more to love
and he stands 5'10"
Married, but still fun
cruisin' discreet friends
With a big round body
and a long white beard
He's from the North Pole
and it's about to get weird

Tricky_Nick_69
just found you online
Wants to know if you're
naughty or nice
He's just wearin' socks
to fill your inbox
You won't even have
to think twice
Guarantee you'll be pissed
that you made his list
Cuz Santa's sendin'
dick pix for xmas

Dick pix for xmas
Whatever happened to toys?
Dick pix for xmas
For all the girls and boys
Dick pix for xmas
Is that mistletoe I see?
Dick pix for xmas
Back up out my chimney!

Eight flying reindeer
won't seem shocking
This year it's not coal
he'll stuff in your stocking
The holiest of nights
just lost all joy
When St. Nick exposed
his little drummer boy

Tricky_Nick_69
just found you online
Wants to know if you're
naughty or nice
He's just wearin' socks
to fill your inbox
You won't even have
to think twice
Guarantee you'll be pissed
that you made his list
Cuz Santa's sendin'
dick pix for xmas

Dick pix for xmas
Whatever happened to toys?
Dick pix for xmas
For all the girls and boys
Dick pix for xmas
Is that mistletoe I see?
Dick pix for xmas
Back up out my chimney!

I asked for a puppy
Not an old dog
Fuck you, Kris Kringle!
Put away your Yule log!

Dick pix for xmas
Whatever happened to toys?
Dick pix for xmas
For all the girls and boys
Dick pix for xmas
Is that mistletoe I see?
Dick pix for xmas
Back up out my chimney!

Dick pix for xmas
Whatever happened to toys?
Dick pix for xmas
For all the girls and boys
Dick pix for xmas
Is that mistletoe I see?
Dick pix for xmas
Back up out my chimney!

credits

released November 22, 2014
Lyrics by Nikki Rice & Hayley Devitt

Keytar/Vox: Nikki Rice
Guitar/Vox: Elise Nall
Bass/Vox: Heyley Devitt
Percussion: Helen Weincek

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